Hello. I am Mighty Cthulhu. I am a Great Old One, a baddy from the dawn of time. When the stars are right I will destroy the world and nom you all. Until then I stay on the sofa near the Buddha Cushion and am friends with Big Gay Longcat. I spend most of my time sleeping, or 'eternally lying' as I call it, sometimes watching TV with Longcat - I always root for the baddys.
Although I presently find myself in reduced circumstances while the stars are not right, do not make the mistake of thinking that I am cute.
I am not cute, I am Mighty!
Please now lose D100 points of Sanity.