The Beginning of Wisdom

Today I have had an argument with Gamma Longcat about where socks come from.

I said nobody makes socks, socks just are, and then somebody makes them into cats or monkeys or things, or sometimes mannys wear them on their feet.

Gamma Longcat thinks Ceiling Cat makes socks. I asked Gamma Longcat how Ceiling Cat could make socks, and he said he doesn't know, because if he did know he would be as powerful as Ceiling Cat.

I said Ceiling Cat doesn't make socks, because he is a cat and cats don't make things because making things is like doing the w-word. Ceiling Cat just watches everybody, because he is Ceiling Cat.