My friend Starcat has a theory about the film The Empire Strikes Back. Here he is to tell us about it.
In the lightsabre fight between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, the winner was not Darth Vader.
Thank you Big Gay Longcat, it has been a lot of fun saying what my theory is. And whose it is. And who I am. And what I look like. And what I like. I have another think that I like. It is sleeps. Zzzzz.