Theory on The Empire Strikes Back by A Cat (Star)

My friend Starcat has a theory about the film The Empire Strikes Back. Here he is to tell us about it.

Hello. I'm Starcat. I am a cat. I have stars on me. I like stars. I like Star Wars. I like The Empire Strikes Back. I have a theory about The Empire Strikes Back. My theory that I have is mine and this is how it goes.

In the lightsabre fight between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, the winner was not Darth Vader.

Thank you Big Gay Longcat, it has been a lot of fun saying what my theory is. And whose it is. And who I am. And what I look like. And what I like. I have another think that I like. It is sleeps. Zzzzz.