10 Reasons Cats Don't Tweet

#catsdonttweet

#1. We are not birdies.

#2.

This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

#3.

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

#4.

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012

#5.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012

#6.

It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

#7.

26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 8, 2013

#8.

Hillary Clinton has announced that she is letting her husband out to campaign but HE'S DEMONSTRATED A PENCHANT FOR SEXISM, so inappropriate!

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 27, 2015

#9.

I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct. Instead I will only call her a lightweight reporter!

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 27, 2016

#10.

The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary - but also at many polling places - SAD

-- Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2016